UST

"Because, miss Holier-Than-Thou, you're gonna get everyone killed!"

"Look who's talking! Murdered anyone lately?"

"Get your hands off me, B."

"Or what?"

"Push me again and you'll find out."

"You mean... like this?"

"OK, that's it."

...

Downstairs, Rona listened in disbelief. "Our leaders hate each other. Great."

Willow grimaced. "Well, it's... complicated."

"Hey, they've stopped yelling, that's..." Vi blushed. The sound of bedsprings and occasional moans from upstairs was unmistakable. "...oh."

"So, it took them 4 years and 188 days. Pay up, Will." Xander held out his hand.

Willow grumbled. "Double or nothing they start fighting about who's on top."